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Rustam Vania |
JAAL brings you the NRI Marriages Desi Style. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Forced Marriage: Getting a green card in a month or so, should get married before that.
Forced & Hurried Marriage: Getting a green card in a month and you have 2 weeks vacation.
Social Marriage: All of your friends are getting married. So you should.
Electronic Marriage: Got his/her details on Internet or BBS.
Ambitious Marriage: Marrying an MBBS girl hoping that she will buy you a Porsche/ BMW after she starts earning.
Anonymous Marriage: Have seen photo, talked on phone. Engagement in your absence and getting married the next week you actually saw him or her.
Migration Marriage: You work in SF Bay, he/ she works in Research Triangle. You are moving to East Coast after marriage or vice-versa.
Common Marriage: Marrying a BE girl from India, and then sending her for MS.
Desperate Marriage: Watching too many movies on HBO or Cinemax.
Bored Marriage: Got H-1, don't know what to do after work.
Home Sick Marriage: Working somewhere in Iowa or Maine, where you are the only Indian around (may be 2 more), need to talk to someone.
H1-H1 Marriage: You know her/ him well, drives nice car has a good TV/ Stereo, cooks well, what more could you want.
Commuter Marriage: Applies to Silicon Valley Bay mostly. You working in San Jose, he/ she works in San Francisco, Both live in Fremont.
Tax Relief Marriage: It is nearing December; one has to get married to get a tax relief.
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