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Since every Indian Chief Minister, even Om Prakash Chautala, wants to be projected as IT-savvy, and since that image did N Chandrababu Naidu little harm in gaining votes, the time may come when political parties may opt for Y2K-friendly nomenclature. Here's a take on what that could be:
DMK : Digital Munnetra Kazhagam
ADMK : Advanced Digital Munnetra Kazhagam
MDMK : Microsoft Developers Munnetra Kazhagam
TDP : Technology Development Party
BJP : Basic & Java Programmers
Cong (I) : Congress (Infotech)
CPI : Computer Party of India
CPI (M) : Computer Party of India (Mac)
CPI (ML) : Computer Party of India (Mac & Linux)
PMK : Programming Maintenance Katchi
TMC : The Microsoft Customers
PT : Puthiya Technologists
SP : Software Party
BSP : Bandwidth Suppliers party
TMC : Technology Maintenance Congress
UDF : Unix Development Front
LDF : Linux Development Front
SFI : Software Federation of India
ABVP : Advanced Bharatiya Visual Basic Programming
KSU : Kerala Software Union



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