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Dear Jaal,
Work!!!
The Joke List
Jaal: Ack!! That's a four-letter word…
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Dear Jaal,
Please have a look at our new website on Islam and Inter-Faith Relations in South Asia: www.islaminterfaith.org
Regards
Yoginder Sikand
Jaal: Drop in there if you have the time…
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Have Indian men turned their women to lesbianism?
YES
3 SECRETS:
1.God's secret is mankind
2.Man's secret is power
3.WOMAN'S secret is sex,
Woman are more passionate than men, because they bear the greatest pain when they are giving birth to babies. It is only properly balanced if women had the greatest pleasure during sex. How bad it is, many women get cheated of a full Maha-orgasmic Puja.
Indian men are STUPID.
They should understand what women go thru for everyone.
Indian men are selfish Mahajivas. They need to know women need to have orgasms not just one but infinite or until the woman is totally satiated. Indian men have it too easy and they think they're being worked too hard, come home and expect the wife to take care of them like little babies. If they want to be treated like babies, put them in their play-pin and go find someone that knows Yoni-puja. Women know their bodies better than men know it, so women can achieve higher bliss with one another.
If you can't get what you want from Indian men, get it elsewhere, let them bastards die out, and maybe they will wake up and respect you women more.
The sadhus should teach Yoni-puja more often, the internal, esoteric form.
I am not a Nagababa. I will please women before they please me. Give me a whole harlom of Indian Women, and I will satisfy everyone of them without spilling a drop of my own nectar.
Jason Bonner
Jaal: Are you a typical India man, as per your description?
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Dear Jaal,
I am 19 yrs old, an undegraduate student of Biotechnology and love to write on any topic under the sun. My articles have appeared in a webzine on www.sawf.org, and have a humor article published on the site too. One of my article on Current Indian scenario was published in a well-known magazine, too.
I would like to enquire whether u accept articles, and whether u pay for them , or no.
Pls reply at the earliest
Gaurav Moghe
Jaal: No
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Dear Jaal,
Today's popular sound of music has dealt a knockout punch to a lot of musicians who play musical instruments. Well, what else do musicians play? Lots! The scene these days is all about musicians who play turntables, groove boxes, floppy drives and whatever it is that creates todays hip sounds of popular music.
Take the case of my talented musician friend Earnie the songster. He's been hit by himself! Earnie was among the first few guitar players in Mumbai who switched over to keyboards with automatic bass/drums/chords, starting a 'one man band' trend that rendered his fellow band members redundant. The one man band scene ruled and why not? Earnie had a family to support, playing in a band could only pay half his bills, 'being' the band paid all his bills. Few years down the line the popular one man band trend has given way to the 'no man band'. One does not necessarily have to be a musician to create today's cool sounds of popular music. DJ'ing, programing, sequencing, sampling is where it's at baby.
Today a DJ or a computer programmer creates the cool sounds that spearhead popular music's evolution. So what does my friend Earnie do now? You've guessed right!
Alright peeps in the house, please welcome DJ Earnie who's gonna spin some mean disc while scratching the shit out of them vinyl frisbees! And by the way, DJ'ing these days pays even next years bills!
Colin D'Cruz
Jaal: Exactly what this has to be with us is questionable, as are one-man bands
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