The prime poetaster likes stringing words together
Like "When in Goa, be a boa constrictor",
Calls his Kerala confusions great Musings. Of a trickster?
We know he excelled as a British collaborator.
Your masks were so sick and tired of you
For you were, they found, just a facade for hoods.
Masks had trouble sitting on you, a faceless goo.
You are a beast of burden hauling RSS goods.
The addlepated refugee shrieks a la Hitler
Both crook and clown he is a monster and a Munster
Toyota made him a demon, he knows it not,
Nor that he looks a sinister fascist, a tinpot huckster.
The Nero-Nadir Maddie is hell of a baddie
Had Muslims burnt and slaughtered to make Gaj Rat pure
He wants Padma Bhushan for ushering Hindu Rashtra.
Is a pathological case whose sickness has no cure.
Our faux-Fernand has some Isabella by his side,
Blithely , repeatedly he takes India for a ride.
He wonders why women should gripe when raped.
It is cultural nationalism, and they must abide.
The killer-thug brigade on a savage rampage
Flays Indian Constitution and uproots democracy
Shouts "Heil Hitler", sings paeans to Mussolini
Wants all to acclaim Hindutva kleptocracy.


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