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The Tamil Nadu Legislature recently had an interesting exchange between formidable Chief Minister Jayalalithaa and a Dalit leader Thirumaavalavan. He spoke 'Sandal Raj' in the Ramayana when the Paduka (wooden footwear of Lord Ram) ruled as Regent and juxtaposed it with the present situation when makers/cobblers of footwear cannot even stand for local body elections in Tamil Nadu.
The footwear interlude prompted Jaal, as usual, to turn to its search engine - know-all reporters - to gather info on the subject. Here is a Random Harvest:
· Till today Vaishnavites are blessed in Temples with the sandals of Vishnu topping a conical vessel called SATARI.
· A devotee of Vishnu by name Desika composed a thousand verses in Sanskrit and called them PADUKA SAHASRAM.
· May be in our times, Narayan Datt Tiwari knew about footwear power which prompted him to carry the chappals of Sanjay Gandhi once in a public meet.
· As a sequel to 11/9 WTC, a terrorist was nabbed when he concealed explosives in his shoes.
· Aren't smuggling and footwear inseparable? You can literally take it in your stride - gold, diamonds, heroin etc.
· You can have a spring in your step if you have joy in your soul and 'flubber' in your sole!
· Who hasn't heard of 'army boots' and hobnailed monsters? But was not barefoot Vietcong deadly?
· Can we forget the enchanting song 'Put on your dancing shoes'?
· Would you be seen taking a walk sans 'walking shoes'?
· Don't you shudder at what John McEnroe would have said if his tennis shoes were missing?
· Oh God! The variety and choice of footwear for the likes of Dennis make parents swallow hard!
· Some kids squeak when they toddle and others spread light in darkness!
· Acupressure footwear is the latest for a long list of ailments.
· Shoe keeping or shoe shining may be handed down to wayward Sikh leaders.
· A devotee once said to Bhagwan Ramakrishna about the problems in the world similar to needles and thorns in the forest. Bhagwan replied: you cannot cover the forest; but you can cover your feet (with faith) and walk!
· Attend a wedding or visit a temple in any south Indian city; in 99 out of 100 cases your attention (or distraction) will remain on the footwear left outside!
· A terrible insult it still is to be beaten by chappals.
· "Beat your head with your own chappals" is the terse advice to people who act impetuously and come to grief.
· If only the pedometer can tell you if the fancy footwear you have bought after being coaxed into it will last and last as guaranteed!
· The old footwear changeth yielding place to new. It is painful when new and it is painful when it is time to part with it!!


T Kannan

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