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JAAL brings you Political Parties And Their Symbols. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol Cycle?
Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.
Why is the Congress' symbol Hand?
To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family.
Why is the BJP symbol Lotus?
Lotus is the symbol of Saraswati and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Narendra Modi.
Why is Mayawati's symbol Elephant?
It's a self portrait.
Why is Jayalalitha's symbol Two Leaves?
Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Why is the DMK's symbol Sun?
So Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Why is Lalu's symbol Lantern?
Because there's no electricity in Bihar.
Why is the CPI(M)'s symbol Hammer and Sickle?
Because that's what you will be using if they ever come to power.
Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol Clock?
Because his time never seems to come.
Why is the Shiv Sena's symbol Bow And Arrow?
I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you.
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