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Dear Jaal,
Jai Ho Ho,
I'm a modest man who likes to believe that I run the country as its Prime Minister. But nobody believes me. Support me so we can return to power...oh, forget it, if we do, then that brat will get all the credit.
Manmoan Sing
Jaal: Dear Shri Sing. Somehow you always get involved with a credit crisis. But our heart goes out to you. We feel your pain when you have to sneak off to a cyber café to send us an email because all your official electronic correspondence has to pass through the censors at 10 Jhat Path.
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Dear Jaal,
Jai Shri Aam Aadmi,
As you know I'm a strong leader for a decisive party. Therefore, you'll find every public urinal in the country emblazoned with my posters. We know you feel pissed, we offer you relief.
Yours strongly,
Lal Kishan Oddvani
Jaal: Thank you for your email, Mr PM Wannabe. May golden showers rain upon you.
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Dear Jaal,
Comrade,
The revolution is almost upon us. The country is ready for the red tide; for the defeat of reactionary forces. We are the warriors of the caste struggle, Marx be damned. We feel the winds of change or that may just be all the gas being spewed by the Politburo.
Prakash Carrot-And-Stick-In-The-Mud
Jaal: May your manifesto be used to line a million garbage bins.
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Dear Jaal,
Abbe Oy,
If you don't vote for me, I'll get your legs broken the next time you're in UP. Or I won't invite you to my next birthday bash. Worse still, I'll get your legs broken and make you sit through my birthday bash.
Maya Fatty
Jaal: Madam, we truly believe in the Dalit agenda after all everybody considers this website an untouchable too. By the way, did you get the jhappi?
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Dear Jaal,
As you know, the UPA says the NDA can't come to power. The NDA says the UPA is out. And both of them dismiss the Third and Fourth Fronts. Therefore, the time has come for us to lead the country.
Hump Singh Yadav,
Convenor,
Infinite Front
Jaal: Yadavji, best of luck. You may have done better in the elections if you had fielded candidates. Next time, pay attention to the details.
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