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To punish a terrorist is the responsibility of god but to fix his appointment with god is our responsibility - Indian Army.

An Olympic shooter wins gold in a game, Government gives him Rs 30 million. Another shooter dies, fighting with terrorists saving our country and our lives and the Government pays his family Rs 500,000. Truly Great India?

Where is Raj Thackeray and his brave Sena? Tell him that 200 NSG commandos from Delhi (No Marathi manoos) have been sent to Mumbai to fight the terrorists so that he can sleep peacefully - Mumbaikars.

180 killed, 22 foreigners, three ATS officials, 14 policemen and two NSG commandos and the irony is that the national flag is half-mast for the death of a person (former prime minister VP Singh) who divided the country.

We need not worry for those who came through boats, we need to worry for those who have come through votes.

Least paid, but bravest, they make biggest sacrifice, our jawans and officers. Selfless saviors. If only v cud paradrop our politicians on Nariman Hs or only if Dec 13 Parliament attack had succeeded, our country wud hv been a safer place.

Chidambaram will screw terrorism the way he screwed the economy…introduce service tax on terrorism and fringe benefit tax on NSG.

The biggest ever hostage situation is still underway. Over a billion people are hostage to 545 terrorists who call themselves MPs. Hostages are paying their salaries too. Please pass this on to all other fellow hostages.


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