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Dear Jaal,
As you know, ten years ago, I was a South Korean politician no one had heard of. Now, I’m the Secretary General of the United Nations and no one has still heard of me.
That hurts.
To mark the 10th anniversary of Jaal, I’m setting up the United Nations Institute for Corn or UNICORN (snicker). And the first thing it will do is to investigate Jaal for crimes against humanity and humour.
Regards.
Ban Ki-Moon
Jaal: Coming from the silliest organization in the world, that’s a great honour.
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Dear Jaal,
This is to complain about you not endorsing me for President of the United States. Think about it, for the last ten years, you’ve had Bill as President and then George W Bush. Do you think boring Barack will give you the sort of material they did? Or I would have? Shame on you.
Love.
Hillary
Jaal: Sorry, Hillary, but we had to endorse Sarah Palin. Even we couldn’t think of a funnier election joke.
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Dear Jaal,
I called Manmohan over and asked him to take dictation and type out this letter but he made some silly excuse about having to run the country. Then I called Rahulbaba and he said he had to tell Manmohan how to run the country. I’m so proud of that boy, always wanting to take a load off my shoulders.
Anyway, I’m writing to tell you that you have been extremely unfair to me for the past ten years. I do not write English with an Italian accent.
I’m sending some friends from Sicily over with a special anniversary gift for you.
Sonia G
Jaal: Does that mean we get a free pizza if your Sicilian friends do not turn up within 30 minutes?
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Dear Jaal,
I have been your mascot for ten years. I look forward to the next ten with pleasure.
The ISI Chief
Jaal: Right, and with the sort of political leaders we have, you’ll probably get away with what you’ve been doing for the last 10 years.
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Dear Jaal,
No, we do not give billions of dollars in bailout packages to failed websites, even if they have completed ten years. However, if the International Monetary Fund can give money to Pakistan, you’re probably a lesser risk. Try them.
The US Congress
Jaal: Actually, we’re a floundering global financial company, Citibunk, masquerading as a failed website. Do we get the billions now?
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