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AdolfVani (Pronunciamento):

Atal naheen hai ijaaraa kisee mukhotay par
Pahan ke main bhee gumraah karungaa sab ko
Meree paaree bahut deyr se aayee, phir bhee
Jitnay criminal hain hamraah karungaa sab ko.


(No monopoly of any mask is irreversible.
I too will mislead people by wearing it.
My turn came too late, even then
I will make all criminals my fellow-travellers.)


AttilaRhyme (Contrapuntal):

Main ne taaumr jise pahnaa us mukhotay ko
Bay- shaooree se tum ne kheenchaa, phaaD daalaa hai
Na to bachee hai tumhaaray pass koee umre daraaz
Na yah cheethDaa tumhaaray kaam aanay waalaa hai.


(The mask that I wore all my life
You clumsily pulled and tore apart
Neither have you a long life left
Nor will this rag avail any more)


IK Shukla



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