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However, we are also aware that some of the ghastlier MMSes have actually not been publicized as yet. Here’s a list of those that are especially scandalous: 1) Pervez Musharraf in bed with Osama bin Laden: Filmed at the Pakistan President’s mansion, it shows Le Perv cavorting with the Al Qaeda chief; often with the camera focusing upon him bending over backwards to do whatever bin Laden wants. Shot by the ISI, the pair is also shown accompanied by Le Perv’s poodles and is likely to be aired soon on Al Jazeera. 2) Musharraf in bed with the Jehadis: Le Perv will prove the most popular subject of the most bestial of the MMSes. In this video, he is a participant in an orgy with every manner of jehadi who has taken refuge in Pakistan (almost all of them). As he gets gang banged by the jehadis for not doing exactly what they want they want him to do, the US Administration also makes an appearance and does its thing to Le Perv for not doing exactly what it wants him to do. Either way, Le Perv is screwed. 3) Musharraf entertains Abdul Qadeer Khan: Le Perv and the Nuclear Whore enjoy each others company as Khan is given protection by the Pakistan Government after selling nuclear technology to every rogue regime possible, including, of course, the Pakistan Government itself. This will be classic MMS depicting nuclear fusion. 4) Greg Chappell screws Saurav Ganguly (again): The Indian coach has described the former Indian captain as lazy, and unfit. Therefore, Ganguly has to contort himself in various postures after doing the suitable limbering exercises in an effort to satisfy the Aussie. 5) Laloo (Lalu?) Prasad Yadav screws the Congress: It’ll happen sooner rather than later as the Bihar strongman shows how the dehatis do it, after he spends several months fingering Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh and in trying to get Nitish Kumar’s Government to prematurely ejaculate its way out of the city. After all, as Laloo says in the video, “No one else can f#*k Bihar the way I can.” 6) Salman Khan bares again: Nothing is as obscene as this MMS, as Salman Khan once again takes his shirt off and flashes the world. The first MMS ever to be digitally manipulated to put clothes back on the subject’s body. Send Jaal Your Feedback. RECENTLY ON JAAL: The Seven Deadly Sins Happy DiwOily The Disjointed Statement Nuclear Bummed Out Mush Mush Pakistan Adolfvani Worm In The Apple Modi's Operandi Sania Mania The Exclusive Ash Interview A Time To Care The Jaal Anniversary Giveaway 10 Reasons India Lost To Oz Calling Pakistan A Day In The Life Of Manmohan Singh Airstrip Tease The Jaal Exit Poll Vajpayee, Musharraf Quit! O Is For Ouch And Outsourcing The Nuclear Whore Bares All A Message From Atal Jaal Acquired By Yahoo The Bobby Trap Licking The Leak Revising Pakistani History Cheap Man, Cheaper Woman Tongue Tied T Kannan: 1940-2003 The Fair And Lovely Doctrine Grotesque Protests Maya Vs Mulayam: Top Of The Pops The Holi Blues Pain Pain Go Away Bill Gates' Conversion Agenda Exposed Hello? Wrong Number A Man Of Many Masks The Mathematics Of Gujarat Yeh Dil Maange Less Valentine's Daze The God Of Fried Things Kabhi Mushy, Kabhi Rough The Worst Of 2001 Omni-Laden The New ISI Chief Is A Pathan!! Osama And Veerappan The US Strikes Out Bush Talks Tough TN Wants A New CEO Code Red And The Blue Book Sucking Up To Musharraf The Tamasha In Tamil Nadu The Agra Assignment Going Ape Over Kashmir Bad Dream Factory Ballot Boxing Borderline Patriotism Bill Clinton's Hidden Agenda The Tapes: Replay The Naked Truth About Sinha's Dream Budget Give Us This Day Our Daily Disaster A Dip Into The Kumbh Hype Hype Hurray The A 2 Z Of Y2K What's Behind Bush? The Florida Ceasefire The Damn Dam Controversy A Weak-Kneed Operation Faster, Higher, Stranger You Have The Right To Be A Volunteer The ICE ICE Baby A Tale Of The Jungle King The Secret Autonomy Report Report When Batsman Became Betsman India's Human Genome Projectile Stone Age Flaws In ICE Age Laws A Dry Spell For Policy Planning Lara's Theme Dotcom Bubble Gum: Burst Or Bust Inside A VIP Cell A To Do About Dos A Dress Code For Klintonji
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