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For all you pessimists out there who believe that you’ll never see India play in the FIFA World Cup, we have one word for you – Bah! The problem with Indian football so far has been that we’ve been fielding teams made up of players who actually play the game. That doesn’t make sense. What we need to build a team of the future is to think imaginatively and bring in long-time “players” who have made their mark in positions that would make them perfect for the squad. Left Back: Prakash Karat. As the spearhead of the Communist Party of India (Marxist), Karat has plenty of experience of being on the left wing. More importantly, since his party’s ideology became redundant in the 1980s, he also has plenty of experience of being totally left back. Strikers: Any two members of the CITU, the trade union front of the CPI(M), preferably from West Bengal. After all, they have decades of striking of experience striking at the slightest pretext, even if they sometimes score own goals. Playmaker: Sonia Gandhi. Just perfect for the role. She stays in the middle and controls the entire game and can do so without any responsibility. After all, if the defenders make mistakes, that’s not her fault. And if the forward can’t score, that won’t be her fault either. Of course, the downside is that she may just decide to opt out of the game in the middle given her penchant for making “sacrifices”. In that case, Manmohan Singh will have to come in. Right Back: Arjun Singh. Who else? The man who has decided to take India right back to the dark ages can stay put there. Of course, there’s no question of him ever venturing forward and there’s always the danger that he may end up fouling the captain of his own team because of thwarted ambition. Midfielders: Sharad Pawar, K Karunanidhi and Renuka Chaudhry. Because they’re so adept of sitting on the fence and are willing to align with the left or the right if it’s in their own interest. Goalkeeper: P Chidambaram, simply because he’s the only person in India who seems to have set goals and tries to keep them. Right Wing: LK Advani. Even without a rath, he can go tearing up the right flank and he’s used to crossing the strikers anyway. Stopper: The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Whoever it is at this time since he has sent years trying to put a stop to the silly schemes that politicians cook up. * Send Jaal Your Feedback. Your Name Your Email Address Subject: Message:   RECENTLY ON JAAL: Kaavya Stole From Jaal! Bushed: The Interview Everyone Wins Or Whines XXX MMS The Seven Deadly Sins Happy DiwOily The Disjointed Statement Nuclear Bummed Out Mush Mush Pakistan Adolfvani Worm In The Apple Modi's Operandi Sania Mania The Exclusive Ash Interview A Time To Care The Jaal Anniversary Giveaway 10 Reasons India Lost To Oz Calling Pakistan A Day In The Life Of Manmohan Singh Airstrip Tease The Jaal Exit Poll Vajpayee, Musharraf Quit! O Is For Ouch And Outsourcing The Nuclear Whore Bares All A Message From Atal Jaal Acquired By Yahoo The Bobby Trap Licking The Leak Revising Pakistani History Cheap Man, Cheaper Woman Tongue Tied T Kannan: 1940-2003 The Fair And Lovely Doctrine Grotesque Protests Maya Vs Mulayam: Top Of The Pops The Holi Blues Pain Pain Go Away Bill Gates' Conversion Agenda Exposed Hello? Wrong Number A Man Of Many Masks The Mathematics Of Gujarat Yeh Dil Maange Less Valentine's Daze The God Of Fried Things Kabhi Mushy, Kabhi Rough The Worst Of 2001 Omni-Laden The New ISI Chief Is A Pathan!! Osama And Veerappan The US Strikes Out Bush Talks Tough TN Wants A New CEO Code Red And The Blue Book Sucking Up To Musharraf The Tamasha In Tamil Nadu The Agra Assignment Going Ape Over Kashmir Bad Dream Factory Ballot Boxing Borderline Patriotism Bill Clinton's Hidden Agenda The Tapes: Replay The Naked Truth About Sinha's Dream Budget Give Us This Day Our Daily Disaster A Dip Into The Kumbh Hype Hype Hurray The A 2 Z Of Y2K What's Behind Bush? The Florida Ceasefire The Damn Dam Controversy A Weak-Kneed Operation Faster, Higher, Stranger You Have The Right To Be A Volunteer The ICE ICE Baby A Tale Of The Jungle King The Secret Autonomy Report Report When Batsman Became Betsman India's Human Genome Projectile Stone Age Flaws In ICE Age Laws A Dry Spell For Policy Planning Lara's Theme Dotcom Bubble Gum: Burst Or Bust Inside A VIP Cell A To Do About Dos A Dress Code For Klintonji GAMES LINKS FREE INDIA DOWNLOADS JOKES HOROSCOPES ECARDS POLL

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