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 For some strange reason, the original Inauguration Speech prepared by George W Bush has been rewritten by a bunch of interfering spin-doctoring speechwriters. However, we have managed to procure an advance of the speech that was to be and in the interest of history, we feature it here:My fellow Armenians, As I stand here today, looking out over this magnificent viagra, I think we can agree that the past is over, the present is now and the future is ahead. Our country is ready for a fresh, bipolar approach. I want to bring America together. We are the hill shining on a city, and each of us can get to the top if we set our feet to it. Americans have made their decision. They don't need sympathy; they need absolutions. We need to move beyond the petty armadillos. Politics doesn't have to be the way it is today. We can make the pie higher. Let everyone who needs to put food on the table put their family on the table. That's my record: I side with the people. And front for the money. But I back away from challenge. A President has to think not only of himself and his family but of all American families. I don't believe a President should be choosing who are the right American families. All of us are together, white or wrong, black or right. Or perversely. That's why my tax cut is as broad as we are. And it will give our expansion a timely second dose of wind. I will say this over and over, this Administration will not be about black or white, but about the gray areas. I say there's a cost to inaction. I haven't done the acrobatics, but it's probably around a trillion dollars. That's a good round sum to offer to everyone, especially our seniors, who are the backache of our nation. I would like to take a moment to mention my mother, Barbara Bush, who taught me to read and write when I was still knee high to a lawn mower. We need our seniors to be free to pass on their life's work to those they love, and especially to pass on. Thanks Mom and Dad. Dad, I shall carry forward your massage to the American people, your vision to spread a thousand points of blight. I also want to assure you that this Administration will not be about Washington, about Democrats or Republicans. It will be about nothing. I will respect the Clinton legacy, especially that toward women. I thank Vice-President Gore for his support: there is honor is defeat, dishonor in victory. I also thank Vice-President-elect Cheney and look forward to this contribution. I know he will not let his heart come in the way of our collective derisions. We know that America is the best in the world. We are the great super premium; we cannot afford to be unleaded. We need a sharpened sword to fight our way. The purpose of prosperity is to make sure the American dream touches every heart with money. Progress can be slow; you measure it in inches and feet, not miles or kilograms. Or cantilevers. I worked in Texas by common sense and plain dozing. I got on with small business, because I was one myself. I am less now. But I am also more. We are all less and more. More or less. And I believe we must match our compassionate hearts to our preservative minds. I have miles to go before I slip. I know you would rather be watching TV, and so would I, so I will draw to a confusion. My message is: I will get things done. I will inspire. I will appeal to people's better angles. I will prove that politics can be bigger than you ever thought possible. We will trust the people we serve, and serve the people we trust. But we shall not trust the people with the money of the people who paid to get us here. Together, we can do what needs to be done to preserve this great bastard of freedom. RECENTLY ON JAAL: The Moron's Hack Miss Whirl Chatterbox 6 Chatterbox 5 Chatterbox 4 Chatterbox 3 Chatterbox 2 Chatterbox 1 Cloud Nine The Son Always Shines Glam Slam Autonomy Retort The Sri Lankan Mulberry Bush Take The Green Quiz A Tiger By The Tail 1000000000+ Chandrachud Rereported The Second Coming Of Bill Are You A Bollywood Buff? SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE:
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