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Nwz Shrf: Frmr Prm Mnstr Nwz Shrf hs lrdy ld Pkstn n th pst nd thr’s n rsn h cnnt d s gn, dspt th fct h hs lvd hs ntr lf wtht prnncng vwl. Bt hs lck of a vowel movement should not be held against him and he should be given another chance. He could improve Pakistan’s economic situation by selling the country to the Saudis. Mullah Omar: The leader of the Taliban already rules a large part of Pakistan, especially Waziristan. Therefore, he will be a popular successor to General Musharraf since he actually does manage to control territory! And he has the added experience of having ruled another country in the past. Plus, he’ll have plenty of fun abusing Hamid Karzai. Finally, that’ll make that old adage to very apt: “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will rule.” Inzamam-ul-Huq: The Incredible Bulk has all the ability of a leader of Pakistan, which is barely any. But that shouldn’t disqualify him either. After all, he has proven that he can deliver on the cricket field, as in ensure that the entire effort is a mess, not too different from the situation as it exists. Abdul Qadir Khan: Our favourite nuclear whore is already worshipped in Pakistan and will easily prove to be popular leader. He can then proceed to export all of Pakistan’s nuclear technology to rogue nations or groups or whatever little of it that he hasn’t already peddled. Benazir Bhutto: Another former Prime Minister who is attempting to make a comeback. What stands between her and the leadership is the arrest warrant as soon as she lays her Manolo Blahniked feet on Pakistani soil. However, the other problem could be that she’s a woman and given the current political climate in Pakistan that could eliminate her from the running, literally and figuratively. Therefore, a sex change operation could work for her especially since no one would really notice, not even her husband, Asif Zardari. George W Bush: He’ll be available in January 2009 when he becomes a free agent. He’ll be out of a job and once and President, always a President. And a fundamentalist warmonger appears to be the sort of qualification you require to lead Pakistan. Send Jaal Your Feedback: ,br> RECENTLY ON JAAL: 10 Stories We Wish We'd Seen In 2006 Jaal's 8th Anniversary Special: With Guest Oddities In The Line Of Ire The Indo-Pak Joint Misstatement Speechless On I-Day India's World Cup XI Kaavya Stole From Jaal! Bushed: The Interview Everyone Wins Or Whines XXX MMS The Seven Deadly Sins Happy DiwOily The Disjointed Statement Nuclear Bummed Out Mush Mush Pakistan Adolfvani Worm In The Apple Modi's Operandi Sania Mania The Exclusive Ash Interview A Time To Care The Jaal Anniversary Giveaway 10 Reasons India Lost To Oz Calling Pakistan A Day In The Life Of Manmohan Singh Airstrip Tease The Jaal Exit Poll Vajpayee, Musharraf Quit! O Is For Ouch And Outsourcing The Nuclear Whore Bares All A Message From Atal Jaal Acquired By Yahoo The Bobby Trap Licking The Leak Revising Pakistani History Cheap Man, Cheaper Woman Tongue Tied T Kannan: 1940-2003 The Fair And Lovely Doctrine Grotesque Protests Maya Vs Mulayam: Top Of The Pops The Holi Blues Pain Pain Go Away Bill Gates' Conversion Agenda Exposed Hello? Wrong Number A Man Of Many Masks The Mathematics Of Gujarat Yeh Dil Maange Less Valentine's Daze The God Of Fried Things Kabhi Mushy, Kabhi Rough The Worst Of 2001 Omni-Laden The New ISI Chief Is A Pathan!! Osama And Veerappan The US Strikes Out Bush Talks Tough TN Wants A New CEO Code Red And The Blue Book Sucking Up To Musharraf The Tamasha In Tamil Nadu The Agra Assignment Going Ape Over Kashmir Bad Dream Factory Ballot Boxing Borderline Patriotism Bill Clinton's Hidden Agenda The Tapes: Replay The Naked Truth About Sinha's Dream Budget Give Us This Day Our Daily Disaster A Dip Into The Kumbh Hype Hype Hurray The A 2 Z Of Y2K What's Behind Bush? The Florida Ceasefire The Damn Dam Controversy A Weak-Kneed Operation Faster, Higher, Stranger You Have The Right To Be A Volunteer The ICE ICE Baby A Tale Of The Jungle King The Secret Autonomy Report Report When Batsman Became Betsman India's Human Genome Projectile Stone Age Flaws In ICE Age Laws A Dry Spell For Policy Planning Lara's Theme Dotcom Bubble Gum: Burst Or Bust Inside A VIP Cell A To Do About Dos A Dress Code For Klintonji
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