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They say, "To be in politics, you don't need a spine". Actually a complete lack of shame comes very handy too. The ability to lie through the teeth and a keen sense of personal profit is a plus point. Think only about the chair and the election that will fetch it.
The people that you purport to serve are but cannon fodder. Fiddle while the junta are burnt into seekh kebabs. Make them believe that at the other end of a holocaust is the promised land, the paradise. A land where the Lord reigns supreme. And to achieve this do what the Devil says.
Butcher your neighbour, maim your brother, violate preganant women. All in the name of emancipation. After all its physics, pure physics. One action, several several reactions much much more than equal. This is what my training in arts has taught me, y'see. And what about the poet with the beatific smile. The man of a thousand pauses. When he speaks it is well nigh impossible to keep track of what he is saying; the pauses are not commas,they are full stops. He is so very ashamed of his people for what they have done. Well, are we proud of what they have done? They don't visit us when we are in trouble. They visit us when they are in trouble. Well, we want to go to schools and colleges. We want to take our exams in safety and security. We want to live in homes not in camps. We want to light our homefires not trains,see?
Wherever we look, we see nothing but trouble. In the east, an assembly of lawmakers was attacked by hoodlums. The selfsame hoodlums claimed to be part of an effort that will bring the heavens to our land. In their effort to do so, this was a small step. Maybe they were not trying to break the law, but a few lawmakers.
A very important consular establishment came under fire. A hunt was undertaken to bring the culprit. A culprit indeed has been found but whether the book has been thrown at him is doubtful. Sometimes procrastination is a great way to keep dead things alive.
We get the politicians we deserve. We elect them, and we send them to their respective legislative houses. If they turn out to be rotten apples, we are to blame. In the end. its a reflection of our excellent taste and the ability to distinguish good from bad.

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