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So the secret is finally out! How to beat the mighty Australian cricket team? Simple—just make them play ‘nice’.
Can’t figure it out? Here’s the evidence. After all the acrimony of the second Test at Sydney and the backlash from some of their own fans and a section of their media, Ponting and his merry men were on their best behaviour in the third Test at Perth.
The result? India won by 72 runs, that too at ‘Fortress WACA’ where Asian teams have lost all the previous nine Tests and where Australia have not been beaten for 11 years.
Australian journalists noticed the change in behaviour from the first day where the appeals lacked the usual raucous conviction that succeeded in hoodwinking Messrs Bucknor and Benson at Sydney.
The look on wicket-keeper Adam Gilchrist’s face when he half-heartedly appealed for a catch (which came off the batsman’s forearm) was priceless!
And there is a history behind this trend. Back in 1985 Australia were routed in England with their skipper Allan Border on the best of terms with his English counterpart David Gower.
Four years later when Border brought his team back, the Poms were shocked that their Aussie mates refused to exchange a word with them. Predictable result — England were thrashed.
And it happened again when Ponting took his team to England three years ago. England squeaked home 2-1 while old Aussie hands were tut-tutting at all the bonhomie displayed by their team.
Ponting learned his lessons. When England were back in Australia a year later they received the hiding of their lifetimes. And you guessed it — the Aussies were ruthless on and off the field!
Now the world champs have always prided themselves on leaving the battles on the field and sharing a beer with their rivals after the day’s play is done and dusted. That does not cut ice with the Indians though.
Not sure who gave the green signal. But the Indian team management’s decision to drop abuse charges against Brad Hogg was a masterstroke of Gandhigiri’ proportions. It left Hogg and his teammates nonplussed and led to them lowering their guard.
The other masterstroke was deciding to stay on and continue with the tour instead of stomping all the way home in protest against the decision to ban Harbhajan Singh. Battles are best won on the field and India are now the favourites to win the fourth Test at Adelaide too.
So here’s a tip to all future visiting teams to Australia — get your opponents to play nice and watch them tamely roll over!
Ponting, you have been had. Long live Gandhigiri!





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