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1.
The wreck of Ottoman Empire
was left midway in 1922
when Kuwait was forced out of Basra,
Caesarean section, by John Bull
in the service of Brit Empire.

(So did UNkill Sam prise open Venezuela.
Thus was Panama born
to serve the Yank Empire.)

2.
The rape of Iran was left halfway in '53
when they crowned a cannibal
who served them for 36 years, but.

To reclaim Iran they helped and goaded Iraq
to pummel it for 8 years.

(Thus too had they urged and helped Hitler
to destroy the Soviet Union
for the benefit of the imperium.)

3.
Division of labor
between father and son
the junior to finish what senior had begun.
Iraq done in by dad
must be undone
by son.

Payback time too
for those who had in a putsch
catapulted a boob in the Warlord House

(with the grunt of a beast and the mind of a mouse).

4.
Imperialism can't survive
without colonies.
Its God, greed,
is the Third World's meed:
loot and slavery, drenched in gore.

The insatiate savage will
ever forage for more and more.

Millions over eons have failed to sate it.

Millions more of men, women, and children
to be turned into its fodder
are supposed to love losing life and liberty.

However, they must be killed
for a "civilization" whirling in a macabre dance

for a fiend to fiddle and set freedom afire

for a "democracy" to advance
infinite injustice and enduring serfdom.

5.
Iraq will not be the last
Nor were Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The empire of evil
the scourge of Satan
the enemy of mankind
(all bare, no blush)

will be easy to locate
in the map, in the mind

even for those who are
totally illiterate, and
wholly blind.

IK Shukla

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