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Dear Sir, Madam, Other, Let me know you thusly. My name is Wing Bao from Chongqing and I am here to serve your foot. Both foot. Or more foot if you have more. We watch Indian elections closely. We don't understand what vote is but we help with new election tradition if you want. We be manufacturers of top quality footwear that is good to wear and easy to throw. We offer many variety of shoes and sandals for your considerate consideration.  For to throw at senior Government Ministers, we offer high quality brands - Huge Boss, Timberlamp, Kenneth Coal, and much others much finery. We offer them in bulk discount specially for large rallies held by big Ministers. Our modern machinery has tested these shoes for maximum aerodynamics, lightness, torque, so they can be safely and surely tossed to hit right target even at great distance. Nothing less should do for big Ministers. Left overs from rallies can be used at press conferences. We supply dozen pair at only Rs 120 if you order now. You will be happy, less wear and tear on your arm as you sling the shoe.We do not forget important she Ministers also. We have Manolo Blahs, Karen Scoot and more. We know the important of timing for ladies. You can have evening wear shoes for events held in evening or separate for morning. Just Rs 25 for pair; bulk order discount. For important younger politicians who are healthy, you want to throw them shoes that match their athlectics. We have the best - Reebooks, Ike, Adiduds, and more. Shoes to suit every occasion and person. Just Rs 20 for sporty (little joke, we like rhyme). But also for those who feel less patriot using brands from capitalist pigs, we will also provide large selection of ethnic wear of India. Very excellent Hawaii chaupals, Rajasthani jutes, comfortable slip-on scandals. This and many more perfect for tossing at political peoples who have nationalist pogrom. Each shoe only Rs 5; Rs 7.50 for pair. Big discount offered for bigly orders. Do not go to see politicians without our goods. Do not waste expensive shoe pairs. We also offer target practice boards free with very very bigly orders. You will not miss your chance with us. We are happy to enter into nice close relationship with you. We have fine modernist plants to process your orders quickly. Hurry and order now and avail biggerly sales. Please send bank details, credit cards number, expiration deaths, credit limits, copies of signatures and a small advance of Rs 50 lakh and your grandfather's underwear size. All sales safely handled by our trusty agents in Nigeria. Win Bao Assistant Deputy Assistant Controller of Shoes Eternal Rising Joyful Internotional Sinoshoos66@sina.com TEL: 0086-23-67625426 FAX: 0086-23-67625452 URL: http://www.erjishoo.com ADDRESS: Nan Qiao Si, Jiang Bei District, Chongqing, PRC The Great Gnuman believes in shoeing away politicians. 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