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...How Khalistani Simranjeet Singh Mann comes to Washington DC and whines about how the Indian Government can start a bus service between the two parts of Kashmir and doesn’t do the same for the two Punjabs. Hello? There is a bus to Lahore, right? And that’s where? Baltistan?

...How a New York-based corporate honcho says he runs a 365 degree organization. Wouldn’t that mean that that company is going backwards? And he was sober when he said it!

...How an American movie critic commended Aishwarya Rai for the singing voice in Bride & Prejudice. However, she only lip-synced to Gayathri’s vocals. Strange, how the film’s production notes omitted that detail.

...How Tampa, Florida-based doctor Kiran Patel is always described as “humble”? Yeah, he did give $18.5 million to the University of South Florida but then half of Tampa seems to have been named after him or his wife? Like the Kiran C Patel Center for Global Solutions, the Kiran C Patel Charter School, et al.

...How the Indian Censor Board has banned the display of smoking in any movie. However, that will not apply to historical figures, which obviously means that any actor playing a honest politician can light up on screen because that has no relation to the present. And while smoking has been banned, why hasn’t Salman Khan going topless been banned? After all, that’s definitely the more disgusting habit.

...How Indian leftists and secularists cry out over fascism but don’t really blink when they seek bans on any events or gathering or discussions that have the slightest connection to the word ‘Hindu’ like trying to censor groups that tried to raise money for the relief and rehabilitation of tsunami victims simply because they were considered to have some fictive link to Hindutva groups.

...How Indian leftist and secularists in America cry out over the rights of illegal immigrants being violated and against their deportation while having a huge problem with the elected head of a State Government visiting the country.

...How Indian newspapers keep downgrading the number of Muslims actually killed during the Gujarat riots – down from thousands to hundreds and probably to dozens in the near future. If this trend continues, Narendra Modi can soon claim that the riots were a figment of the media’s imagination.

...How India desperately wants to get into the United Nations Security Council as a permanent member though without actual veto powers till 2020. That’s like being truly lame in a lame institution.

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